Thursday Thirteen for July 30th

13 things I most hear at work (as a bartender):

1. Can I have one of those pink drinks?
   
2. I can't taste any alcohol
   
3. Make it strong & I'll hook you up (uh huh)
   
4. I don't like liquor, what do you recommend? (soda or juice & kindly step aside for someone else)
   
5. I want to get really drunk what do you recommend? (shots of tequila & the bathroom is over there)
   
6. They don't ask me for ID at the other bars I go to (probably because your friends work there)
   
7. I'll have a beer (can you be a little less specific?)
   
8. I'm an excellent tipper (this is usually said as they sit down & turns out to be a big lie)
   
9. I'd like a pina colada with vodka
   
10. I'll have what that person over there is drinking (just because it looks pretty?)
    
11. I had this drink once that was kind of sweet & I think it had some kind of juice, can you make it?
    
12. You should open earlier
    
13. You should stay open later
    

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